Speaking from experience- name/content of packaging

Choices of quote on the package:

• An existing one I used for the stickers- eg "I'm slowly getting fat

drawback- people may think it's all about health and fitness?

• "Warning" "Be warned"



• "The things they don't tell you about"



• "My first year"



• "The things I've learned this year"



• "The things I've learned moving away to uni"
  
  
• "Warning" or "Be warned"- look at warning signs and colours
  

-may be taken too seriously when it's actually a light hearted approch

-at the same time,the content does contain some brief, light hearted warnings and advice

I would like to use the same type that I used for the quote "I'm slowly getting fat", large, block letters so it has an imdeiate impact.